from Penis to Cars, Fans count their loses at Davido’s Eko Atlantic concert

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Yesterday, Davido was live in concert from midnight till the early hours of the morning. Two stories emerged after the concert which was held at the 20,000 capacity Eko Atlantic City. While one story had to do with Kizz Daniel’s manager receiving a slap, the purpose of this blog post is the story of a young lady who claimed to have had an unsolicited finger inserted inside her vagina, she also claimed to have been beaten, fell on glass, broke an arm and lost all her belongings (purse, phones and atm card inclusive) during the course of the show.

Eight hours after sharing her story on Twitter, Davido acknowledged her message publicly with an apology & a promise to foot her medical bills and replace the lost items.

While many are heaping praises on Davido over this rare act of kindness, other gory tales of theft, death, accidental pregnancy etc at the concert has started emerging.

Twitter user @MrOkeke_‘s house was stolen at the concert.

Adebola, another concert-goer lost his voice and has not been able to ‘say anything’ ever since.

The experience of another Twitter user Ayodele will leave tears in your eyes. This young man claimed to have lost his life during the course of the concert and had to send that tweet from Heaven’s Gate. The same fate befell Abdulrazaq who lost his soul during the show. 

You would think the fans above were the only ones who lost one thing or the other, but no. In his own words, a Twitter user by the handle @DemonLomoLatile told Davido “Hooligans stole my 6 acres of Land at your show yesterday. Contact me please 😭”

Valking, a popular Twitter user with the wealth of Solomon and an impeccable character has also come out to state how he couldn’t find his Bugatti after the concert.

Beautiful Tomi, another concert-goer also said she lost her Grandma at the concert. So sad.

The only questionable loss at the event, however, is that of a female user @Joysparkle2. She claims to have been impregnated by Davido’s stare. Independent investigators are currently looking into this case as a simple pregnancy test will ascertain whether her claim is true or false.

Arguably, the most heart-wrenching off these stories was that of a young man named Ebuka whose penis was stolen. In a reply to Davido he said “Boss, them thief my penis for your concert oooo 😭😭😭😭😭😭”

My heart goes out to everyone who lost one thing or the other during the course of this concert, May God give you back everything you lost. We must also remain grateful to God that no one lost their virginity, that won’t have been funny as virginity is an irreplaceable property.

Favour Onyeoziri

Favour has interests which span across creative writing, advertising, and Digital Marketing. He holds a BA.Ed in Education and History from the University of Lagos, Nigeria. He is a published Poet, a practicing Advert Copywriter, a social media marketing expert, and Influencer. Oops, lest we forget, he loves comedy too and is better known as the Memes master on Twitter where his memes have constantly lightened up the mood of hundreds of thousands of people daily.

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