without wasting much of your time, I’d love to get down to the main reason why you’re here; The Memes!
We open today’s edition with this banger from @BillionTwits
*The floor is apologizing to your own children when wrong*
African Parents: pic.twitter.com/9JN3OZ4P9k
— BILLION (@BillionTwiTs) June 17, 2017
Short people have been passing through a lot on Twitter these days; just look at this tweet, can you imagine?
Honestly,
RT if you believe this is gonna be a short fight pic.twitter.com/IkPhtORwTE— DisturbingIbadan🇳🇬 (@Damorela00) June 20, 2017
Now tell me, which right thinking Nigerian doesn’t love Jollof ehn? Jollof that’s so popular even Richard Quest talked about it when he visited Nigeria
I’m in love with the shape of you 😍😍😍😍😍 pic.twitter.com/LCj23BMGHa
— Tunde ⚓ (@Tunnyking) June 21, 2017
It appears like when a Brother is broke, every question he asks a Babe becomes either too difficult or irritating to answer. Just look at this Tweet. Can you imagine?
When a broke guy asks “tell me about yourself” VS when a rich dude asks. pic.twitter.com/2I4bFkszl0
— ONE MANÈ ARMY™ (@TCharis_DRO) June 21, 2017
Every Glo and even the non-Glo users can relate with this. Glo is as far from fast network as Hell is far away from Heaven
Tha Floor Issa Champion League..
Arsenal pic.twitter.com/77D3Rw6cJM
— Sol’o·mon (@YSGNG) June 19, 2017
As a proper, home grown, well bred and maybe buttered African Child, you need to learn how to read your Parents body language, an ability to do this will save you plenty of beating in this life and that to come
If both African parents look at U like this it means U drifted 4rm home training in public & they can’t wait 2 beat U into default settings😂 pic.twitter.com/PefT7V3acp
— BILLION (@BillionTwiTs) June 17, 2017
Now I know this is not a Meme, but as a Guy, have you ever struggled with answering the question “Tell me about yourself?”, If yes, here is a sample response from this lecturer in strategy @OgbeniDipo
“So tell me about yourself.”
I am Ogbeni Dipo. I have connecting beard & deep voice. I may not go down in history but I’ll go down on you😉
— Dr. Dipo (@OgbeniDipo) June 21, 2017
Ghen, Ghen! If it ever boils down to ‘the money or your Life’, which would you go for, would you take the risk (comment section pls)
Y’all grabbin it 👀 ? pic.twitter.com/5LIvt7Ei4Z
— Susie G (@_shetootatted) June 20, 2017
Special Announcement!
This is the latest meme in town and tweeps are already doing great things with it, don’t be late, jump on it ASAP
🚨🚨 NEW MEME ALERT🚨🚨
Rt to spread the word pic.twitter.com/RvcSVuPEAA— Kraks TV™️ (@KraksTV) June 21, 2017
Honestly, if anyone ever puts you up with Plantain on Nigerian social media space, please beg them to delete the post. No matter how beautiful, charming, handsome or generous you are, you can’t win fried Plantain on Nigerian social media space. The tweet below is a good example
Since we’ve all have decided to be petty
Retweet for Plantain, Like for cute Asahd pic.twitter.com/A8B7dsYFwO
— FAVOUR ONYEOZIRI (@Rouvafe) June 20, 2017
Y’all want cake, shortbread, Agege Bread, Coca-Cola, Pizza and every other sugary thing under the Sun, but when it’s time for a workout, y’all spring some lame excuses. Please change in 2017, chop and workout, even if it’s only on Saturdays
When you offer People Junk food Vs When you ask them to come & workout pic.twitter.com/Jpem9C3zhP
— FAVOUR ONYEOZIRI (@Rouvafe) June 19, 2017
My people, my people. We have successfully come to the end of this edition of ‘your daily dose of memes’. Catch you some other time. Hollup, before you leave, kindly drop a couple of encouraging words in the comment section, haba! if you like something, spend 2 minutes and commend it na, even if it’s just ‘Nice blog‘, I’d manage it like that. Alright, alright, alright, once you’ve dropped your comment, you’re free to check out the other super funny posts on the Blog. Feel free to stroll around, issawa Blog Afterall *cheers*
Blog Comments
Sunkanmi
June 22, 2017 at 11:09 am
Lol. Your Twitter is amazing,, your blog,, not short of awesome either. Hilarious stuff. 😁😁😁
Favour Onyeoziri
June 22, 2017 at 11:58 am
Thanks a whole lot 😚
Daniel
June 22, 2017 at 7:59 pm
Your blog is awesome man. bookmarked.
Favour Onyeoziri
June 22, 2017 at 8:56 pm
Thanks Bro. This your comment, archived. ☺
Chisom
June 23, 2017 at 10:20 pm
U do it for me everytime.. Thank you
Paulsam
June 24, 2017 at 8:37 pm
Your twitter memes are awesome, you’ve gat a mind blowing blog too. These combo is a good cure for depression. You are a life saver bro.
Favour Onyeoziri
June 24, 2017 at 9:04 pm
Thanks alot Bro, the compliments were just too much 😇😇