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The Chronicles of SARS

SARS an acronym for Special Anti-robbery squad, is suposed to be one of the elite arms of the Nigerian Police force, however in a rather sad twist of events, it has become the direct...
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Funny comparison of the NYSC experience to life as a prisoner

Here is a post likening the NYSC process for a young Nigerian university/polytechnic graduate to being handed a suspended prison sentence and being assigned to a parole officer to monitor your progress for one...
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How a Babe changed my name to Indomie because I came too quick – Anonymous

A couple of years ago when mans was not hot, I had this babe and we had a thing going but she didn’t want to smash. I tried convincing babe but nah she wasn’t...

How I spent my last ASUU Strike

I can’t vividly recall how it all started, but one fateful day, my roommates and I woke up to the news of an ASUU strike. That day we were supposed to have a test,...
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According to Guys on Twitter, these are the reasons why men cheat

“Why do men cheat?” this is one question that has been over-asked and under-answered. It seems like the more Women ask this question, the more men cheat (so sad). So in a quest to...

5 hilarious ways to appear successful in Nigeria, even when you’re not

Nigeria is a country of contrasts and you don’t really have to work hard to get noticed. Here are 5 things to do if you wish to appear successful, at least in your neighborhood....
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Fanti the proud hen

Every cock in the neighborhood wanted the attention of Fanti. They couldn’t resist her brown and white feathers, she was barely six months old, but she had grown faster than her peers. She was...
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A funny Lagos Ashawo story

I find it rather odd that no one rates Lagos prostitutes’ hangouts online, I guess most people do not want to run the risk of being caught promoting such an illegal activity. Same applies...