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4 reasons why Sterling Bank is the biggest winner in the ‘Bank Wars’

It was a typical Friday evening, the sun was gradually retiring behind the clouds while darkness crept out of hiding, spreading its sheets across the sky. While people were either on their way home...

Important habits to make your New Year a great experience

Happy New Year Nigerians, have you made your New Year resolutions as usual and to the slay queens and slap people, slay on quick question though, how many of you accomplish your set out...

The Chronicles of SARS

SARS an acronym for Special Anti-robbery squad, is suposed to be one of the elite arms of the Nigerian Police force, however in a rather sad twist of events, it has become the direct...

7 Types of people you should never argue with

We all get into arguments every once in a while, it may be with family, friends or a total stranger in the marketplace or Bus. The joy of engaging in arguments is in winning, but...

Eating in the dream – a good or bad omen?

One of the mysteries of the world is ‘eating in the dream’. Almost everyone has done this at one point or the other in their lives. As innocent as this act appears, there are...

What would your Mum do if you decide to never get married?

We all know that the dream of a typical African Parent is to see their Grand-Children. That indirectly implies that you as their Child would get married, whether you like it or not. Don’t...
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Funny tweets from the trend #WhyIneedA car

So last night, we converged on Twitter to share the different individual reasons why we want a car. The responses ranged from the funny, the absurd and the ridiculous. Read on I can personally relate...
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How long does it take NEPA to fix a faulty transformer?

The issue of power supply in Nigeria seems to be one that will last till the end of the world. All attempts at change of Nomenclature has yielded the same poor fruits; epileptic power...
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5 not so funny reasons why I need a car soon

For those of us who were not born with a silver spoon, living without a personal car has become a lifestyle, but as one grows older, you begin to get tired of the not-so-comfortable...
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Funny comparison of the NYSC experience to life as a prisoner

Here is a post likening the NYSC process for a young Nigerian university/polytechnic graduate to being handed a suspended prison sentence and being assigned to a parole officer to monitor your progress for one...
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How a Babe changed my name to Indomie because I came too quick – Anonymous

A couple of years ago when mans was not hot, I had this babe and we had a thing going but she didn’t want to smash. I tried convincing babe but nah she wasn’t...
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Revealed: 4 popular misconceptions about love

1. Blind: I’m sorry to break your heart, but true love is not blind! it sees your strengths and weaknesses, it acknowledges your humanity, it notices when you look sad or happy, true love sees so...

Must See: the 8 funniest responses by Nigerians to the new ASUU strike

Yesterday, Monday 14, August, 2017, we all woke up to the news of an ASUU Strike which had already been declared the day before. In our usual manner as a Country of people with...

NYSC: Very important tips to survive during your service year

There are so many wrong notions about the NYSC scheme, the most common one should be the word, ‘Corper’ it really does not exist, even in your dictionary, *winks*. That said, I’d write a...

UNILAG FRESHERS: 10 things you need to know which they will never tell you at the official orientation ceremony

Yesterday, 23rd January 2015 marked the matriculation ceremony for new entrants into the University Of Lagos (UNILAG) this event was held at the Multipurpose halls of the institution. However there are a few things which...

5 tips for fighting someone stronger than you

Growing up, my Parents were good Christians who taught me good morals, principal among whom was ‘never getting into a fight’. According to them, the best way not to get into a fight was...
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A step by step guide to farting in public without getting found out (text version)

These tips are from one of the funniest Twitter accounts in Nigeria (@TunnyKing). This Dude is also a professional at farting in public, he was caught a couple of times when he first started,...
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5 things that happen when it rains in Nigeria

Rain is a natural phenomenon which everyone expects at some point. Although it could be annoying especially when it pours early in the day and disrupts all your activities, no matter what happens though,...
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7 things everyone in their twenties miss about their teenage years

Free Money: If I didn’t start this post with ‘free money’, most of you will get really vexed. From the monies visiting relatives ‘dashed’ you, to the standard pocket money you got from your...

5 hilarious ways to appear successful in Nigeria, even when you’re not

Nigeria is a country of contrasts and you don’t really have to work hard to get noticed. Here are 5 things to do if you wish to appear successful, at least in your neighborhood....